Knowledge Comes with a Price - Pay it Forward

Ladies and Gentleman, your Republican Party

We need to protect voters - Disenfranchise hundreds of thousands of people

Balanced Budget Amendment - Let’s make sure we can’t spend money and accidentally save lives in poor areas during the next big hurricane/earthquake/left-wing disaster or use Keynesian Socialist Doctrine… was Keynes from Kenya?

He’s a socialist/marxist - This person is not in the tea party and falls anywhere between slightly left and slightly right.

The Constitution is the greatest document - Wants an Amendment banning citizens be treated equally in the eyes of the law when entering into a contract (marriage, et al.)

I have a plan on jobs - I go to companies, liquidate assets, get rid of investments in retirement plans by “pink slipping” employees.

We need to get back to our roots - The first Amendment didn’t really mean freedom of Religion

Welfare Reform - Taking everyone off welfare and using voucher systems

Unions are corrupt - The right to set how much you earn is only for corporations.

“Corporations are people, my friend” - People with a lot of money don’t have to pay taxes nor do they need to have any moral obligation towards society… really, they are just like people.

Legitimate/Forceful Rape - Because everyone loves making up lies about how they’ve been criminally assaulted, attacked, injured, embarrassed, and forever changed just to get old white men’s money!  If she wasn’t “asking for it,” God wouldn’t have made her a woman, amirite?

…And let’s not even get into the Supreme Court.